Who created God?

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The figure 0 does not exist
Humans made it up out of nowhere as the only way to make their arithmetic work
Proof that you are in a video game created by God is that your sums add up when it is impossible for them to do so as the figure zero is a figment of your imagination


Humans have almost explored the land surfaces of their planet
Have they found ‘nothing’ anywhere? No
Humans have now begun to explore off planet
Have they found ‘nothing’ anywhere in space? No


Not only does ‘nothing’ not exist
but it is impossible for ‘nothing’ to exist
The ‘something’ that exists is God
God exists because it is impossible for ‘nothing’ to be


You will now say that the ‘something’ that must exist need not be God
It could be humans
But then you believe that the figure 0 is real
And you believe human arithmetic actually works
And you believe that humans are clever enough to invent things, as opposed to having the necessary knowledge given to them


What can I say?
Humans are hilarious
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